Blimpus
a large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.
james is such a blimpus.
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- Double Sag
the act of wearing underwear, then a pair of gym shorts, then another pair of pants (could be gym shorts, jeans, sweat pants, cargo shorts or pants.) each pair of pants/shorts sagging lower. usually super low saggers do this. more shorts can be worn making it a “multi sag.” (ex: boxers, gym shorts, gym shorts, […]
- debilitaint
to disarm a man, woman or child by way of a well-placed punch or kick to the taint. “he would have won the fight, and eventually bore children, had it not been for that debilitainting uppercut.”
- deca tight
really cool, awesome that shirt is deca tight
- December 13th
both males and females possess mammary glands. on this day the females attempt to milk their partners in order to commemorate the evolutionary destiny of our species. sonia: paul! my nipples are worn and tired. for once my t–ts may rest in peace as it is december 13th and i will caress your manly mammary […]
- Deep Sea Shrimping
a gloriously pointless and awesomely gross s-xual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon -j-c-l-t-ng onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. gnarly to say the least. no reports of anyone actually doing it thus far. “when i finished with faqwanda i went deep sea shrimping.” “get […]