Blind Cyclops
most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of s-x, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. this is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a “y” effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.
oh man, i have a blind cyclops. i just got pee all over the seat.
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