blind frosty
when you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging b-n-r. you proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
i was so h-rny when i woke up i gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
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