Blind Puppy
when you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
ever since i embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and i have had a much happier relationship.
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