blinded by the light
having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)
oh man, i had some bad mexican food last night, and now i’m blinded by the light!
c-mming in your eye when you’re masturbating.
george felt embarr-ssed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.
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