blindfolded pretzel


a s-x act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. many oral/s-xual pleasures may be derived.

parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. no children will be harmed in this exercise. variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
we tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. kinda kinky.

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