Blindfolds
a texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. lets the recipient know to “blind your kids, blind your wife…” a term similar to saying “earm-ffs” when using profanity around kids.
example #1:
broseph #1: wtfudge! thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! my wife saw that cr-p. sooo… we won’t be hanging out for a while.
broseph #2: my bad!
example #2:
blindfolds… (pic attached)
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