blindish
the act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the f-cking “no parking sign” right in front of your car.
“dude i lost my gl-sses yesterday, and now i’m so blindish that i mistook veronica for jessica”
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a character that is very kind and sweet but faces more hardship and suffering than they truly deserve. comes from the usage of an article headline from ‘the onion’ t-tled ‘beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure.’ to describe a person or character that is very good but faces a lot of […]
- spook troops
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- dacning
to act like you are dancing when in truth you are flirting. we should totally go dacning together.
- humatate
to communicate in words and physical actions that are exclusive to human beings. tom and jill have begone to humatate together.
- bestfriendless
to not have a best friend me and thalia are not best friends anymore therefore, i am now bestfriendless.