Blindsided Drunk
when a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
bill: hey dude, what the h-ll happened to you last night…i didn’t even know you were coming out!?
brandon: me neither, just thought i would meet up with hayden for a quick beer….next thing i know i am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! d-mn…i havent been that blindsided drunk for years!
bill: hope you didn’t have a court appearance this morning?
brandon: actually i did…i have never showed up for court that intoxicated and/or hungover…..but my sh-t still prevailed!
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