blindslided
when a legal midget (under 5’0″) gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.
wallace blindslided poor kendall into the floor today. if short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.
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