bling-yo


~ if one were to be dragged off to play bingo with a grandmother at a place where a lot of them showed up,
for no reason just randomly shout ‘bling-yo!’ even if you haven’t got it.

the point to this is to pretend you thought you had it, and see how long it takes someone to shout at you.

~ an anti-adult statement (you can’t be older than 18 to say it without someone laughing.
‘bling-yo!’
‘shut up with that!’
‘bling-yo!’
‘get out!’

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