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• Blipz

  one who cannot handle one grizzley (or other major brand) pouch and resorts to throwing up because they are a b-tch. look at connor throw up from one a pouch… he’s such a blipz.

• Blizzarded

  coined during the great chicago blizzard of 2011, it’s the term that best describes the “good time” one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a snow day. looks like it’s supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let’s hunker down and get blizzarded

• blizzard special

  you slit a chick’s throat and use the blood as lube to f-ck her dead body i did the blizzard special to your mom last night.

• blizzowjobicle

  a bl-wj-b. putting her mouth around my manly part, the swedish babe proceeded to give me a blizzowjobicle.

• Blondlock

  to lock one’s keys in the car, house, safe, etc., therefore having a blonde moment “don’t lend stacy your car, she’s known for blondlocking herself on a regular basis…” 1: “i’m taking the car out tonight, okay?” 2: “fine, but if you blondlock yourself again, i’m not coming to get you!”

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