Blitz Text


the texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en m-sse. the contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. this technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.
gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

d-mn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his -ss out of bed!

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