blizzard hands
a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. they perform their job as well as they would if they had two dq blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
man, sally didn’t sign off on the tasks she completed. what a blizzard hands!
dang it, henry couldn’t even do his -ssigned work today. that guy is a real blizzard hands.
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- Bone Dancing
hot, wet s-x. that chick is such a sl-t. she is always looking to go bone dancing.
- Boner snoring
when you take a v–gr- and an ambien at the same time dude, i fully when b-n-r snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
- branam shower
when you take a sh-t but don’t have any toilet paper and take a shower to clean yourself instead burley took a sh-t but doesn’t have any toilet paper, so he took a branam shower instead
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when you are trying to talk to your freinds at a sleep over but there is still a parent in the room. fred and joe were sharing secrets when fred noticed that joes dad was pulling a bye john.