Bloasty
bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by allah, off of the cannabis plant of destiny. it is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by zeus and thor. bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. it is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. and everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. your chakras becomes one with the force that is: bloasty.
db- “i just discovered the meaning of life!”
jg- “dude, you be bloasty as a m-th-f-ckah!”
db- “i be bloasty.”
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