bloatus
an absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960’s, overly inflated to the point of bursting. usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.
he mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking i’d be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.
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