blobcat
1. a very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection
2. a student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats
she tried to sit on the couch, but the blobcat covered three cushions
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