blocker

when a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way “blocking” tha progress.
i saw a h-lla fly chick l-ss nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
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da cutest boy at da club was h-ttin on my friend instead of me so i had to be a blocker and mess up his game.
in online multiplayer gameplay, usally fps (first person shooter), a ‘blocker’ is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined sp-ce by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. usually will gain a fast ‘move n00b blocker!1!111’ from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.
this idiot n00b blocker is trapping me in this room!
major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of rc or even final product.
blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of sd.
fat, fatter than a normal person. usually found near a vending machine. also know as a walrus or back ally walrus. known to smell of a combination of bacon cheeseburgers and combos pretzel crackers. normally seen without a mate due to horrendous nature. should be captured and euthanized immediately if witnessed. normally seen with multiple chins and doing walrus shuffle.
use of term: blocker, you’re a fat f-ck. put the large pizza down and do some f-cking work.
when a girl falls asleep on the couch, and refuses to go to bed, with the sole purpose of preventing you from stretching out and relaxing.
sara was obviously tired, but she refused to leave the couch and hold her position as a blocker.
a girl that looks good a block away, but when she gets closer……d-mn!
check out the girl accross the street she looks good, here she comes. d-mn, b-tch is a blocker!
a person who looks good a block away but is ugly up close.
“dude, did you see that girl?”
“nah, man, she’s a blocker. you’ve seen her face, right?”

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