blog

n.
short for weblog.
a meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. consists of such riveting entries as “homework sucks” and “i slept until noon today.”

v. intr.
the act of posting to a weblog.
a place where people b-tch about their daily activities which n-body is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, b-tch about their shopping activities and what they got.

just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people.
sample of a blog entry:
today i argued with my babypooh, he got mad a me just because justin asked me out for lunch, he ended up ignoring me and not calling me. i don’t know what i’ve done wrong and why am i crying over it right now. it’s just stupid, he’s not the man that he used to be, i still remember how he treats me when we first started, it was all so nice and perfect. but now, we’re like arguing over small matters almost every week. i don’t think i can take this anymore, i’m just tired of this relationship.

owh look, someone actually commented on my previous entry.
noun: contraction for “web log”, a type of online diary

verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log
did you read what mich-lle blogged on livejournal.com?
a recent and disturbing trend on the internet. a blog lets people easily post comments onto a webpage. while blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. these people have such m-ssive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. they just feed the egos of the “bloggers” and encourage them to continue posting nonsense. hopefully, “blogging” will turn out to be just a fad that p-sses quickly.
tim: hey i just set up a blog on my website.
joe: what have you written in it?
tim: oh just some random drivel.
joe: sounds like the typical blog.
tim: yeah, but plenty of people will still read it, and that will make me feel special.
joe: that’s sad.
tim: i know.
short for weblog. blogs originally had purpose when the few people who had them actually had interesting and/or informative things to say. these blogs still exist, and are quite enjoyable to read, however the advent of blogger.com and livejournal.com has changed this once meaningful application into utter sh-t, allowing every day idiots to write about how sh-tty their lives are and why everyone should care.
good blog: informative news, real humor and entertainment. often build and published by someone with a brain.

bad blog: “school sucks”, what you had for lunch, why your depressed because your 14 year old boyfriend dumped you and its the end of the world.
short for web-log, an online diary.
before it became an internet word, blog was a very strong drink of indeterminate recipe invented by sf fans, worse even than their nuclear fizz; like monty python’s australian “fighting” wine, it is generally believed that blog is best left in the bottle so it can be used for hitting people over the head with.
he drank a large gl-ss of blog and promptly fell over.