blog it

blog is short for “web log” a popular way to journal your life online for everyone to read.

when you’re with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say “blog it” to them. it is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.
neil: “i can’t believe that just happened.”

chad: “dude, you have to blog it.”
quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny b-tches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like “cry more”, “\cry” and “don’t cry, emo kid”.
emo kid: “people just don’t get the pain i’ve been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. the world sucks, my soul is crushed and i can’t go on-”
victim of whining: “f-cking blog it, you emo f-g!”

kid 1: “man, this cl-ss sucks.”
kid 2: “blog it!”
an expression of distaste for an event.

basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, “no thanks, i do not wish to partic-p-te, but tell me how it was.”

blake: “hey, we’re going to go to a club in hollywood, wanna go?”
john: “blog it.”
blake: “you jerk.”
when you see something that is worthy of going on your blog.
i see a funny/interesting/cool/wicked picture on the internet and i shout “blogit!!!!”