Blog Tease
(noun)
one who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes cr-ppy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; unlike pr-ck or c-ck (tease) most commonly -ssociated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as facebook, twitter and google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. a blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.
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