Blogger

“term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to doc-ment every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger’s website to set the lesser blogger’s ego into orbit.

then g-d forbid a blogger gets mentioned on cnn. if you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the sh-t storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullsh-t after a network plug. suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into mother theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipsh-ts.” – maddox
any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.
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derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.
you’ll find plenty cr-ppy bloggs on the net.
a person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity
steven colbert: “and in case you don’t know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind … and their virginity”
hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and sn-bs. bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the internet’s worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. in this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. however, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. for this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. as a side note, bloggers see themselves as internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.
kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don’t want to become bloggers.
a rancid -ss cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic sh-t. who gives a f-ck what they think about anything? they’re geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.
i went to cr-p a gnarley t-rd but a blogger came out instead.
a blogger is a frustrated writer who now types away every night in the hopes that some bored, f-cked up sap on the internet will come across his/her penned jewel and become a loyal follower for ever, going to such lenghts as worshiping the blogger to submission.
i was bored, lonely and depresed and then i met my blogger!
a person who blogs as an outlet for narcissism and bad taste.
there was a time when america had intellectuals, but now all we’ve got are bloggers.