blogies
small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. not to be confused with a floater or a stickt-te. blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unenc-mbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.
i had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while i attended to some unexpected blogies.
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