bloinkiss
when you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn’t take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
when you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
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