bloitus
the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire
person 1: i had lunch with my boyfriend today.
person 2: did you enjoy some bloitus?
person 1: no, my boyfriend’s not a vampire.
‘bloitus’ describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). the term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.
first diner: “how’s your chicken ch-sseur, marcus?”
second diner: “mmmm . . . . bloitus!”
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