bloked
the act of getting eaten out by a burley english man
“like omg, i got bloked last night!”
“you lucky f-ck mook, i havent gotten bloked in for eber!”
“yea well what can i say? i have a thing for burley english men”
“yea but this dutch guy tried to bloke me and i was like ‘dude, ur not an englishmen! and one more, your not even slighty burley!'”
“oh. that sucks”
the mixture of baked&blown , the act of smoking m-ssive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of feeling drunk off your -ss
” ahhhhh man im so bloked”
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