blomer blimpson


when you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your p-n-s, and a woman performs oral s-x while trying to eat the donut.
yo’ man that b-tch gave me a blomer blimpson last night.
when you put a donut on someone’s c-ck and give them head.
yo, i was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this f-cking crackhead gave me a blomer blimpson.

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