blomper
receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a bl-wj-b while taking a dump.
jeff: “yo that new chick you’re dating is so nasty! is there anything she wouldn’t do?”
mike: “don’t know bro. one way to find out. i’ll ask if she’s down for a blomper!”
or
i was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a blomper!
1 more definition
used as a noun referring to a womans t-tties or b–bs.
also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of “blompers” is partialy/fully exposed.
or as a greeting to your friends
noun – “dude, check the blompers out on her.”
warning – your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps
greeting – friend – “hey man”
“you” – “blompers”
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