blonde bella
the best type of bella you will ever meet. many people think that if your name is bella then you must have brown eyes and ugly -ss brown hair like that b-tch from twilight. this is total bullsh-t. as it turns out, the most common type of bella is a blonde one. she is a smart beautiful girl who instead of partying and getting hammered, stays at home and reads books. she is extremely s-xy, and way smarter than everyone around her. she enjoys gardening, books, bike rides, and origami. she won’t settle for a guy thats less than a ten.
random dude: oh hey why wernt u at that party last night?
totally hot dude: oh i got this new girlfriend shes a blonde bella if you know what i mean
random dude: awe sh-tman im jealous thats awesome
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