Blonde Jesus


(noun, adjective) a blonde-haired person that resembles jesus christ, our lord and saviour.
eg. “madi smith is a blonde jesus for many reasons. one of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her jesus-like appearance and personality!”

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