Blonded out


when a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. this stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. if your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
“girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy bre last night. she was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

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