blondenosis
(sub-variant of hairnosis)
a form of visual “hypnosis” used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
– a great abundance of natural blonde hair,
or, more often,
– a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.
the goal is to divert attention from one’s plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. this purposeful deception falls between “accentuating the positives” of one’s appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).
brunette at party: “can’t that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?”
redhead at party: “only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look.”
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