Blondfold
the tricking of a gullible person. it’s like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
“how did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?”
“she blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb f-ck didn’t question it. she also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. he bought every bit of it without a second thought! he’s so f-cking gullible. he’s easy to blondfold.”
when you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to f-ck your way out
me: hey guess what!
scrub: what?!
me: last night i got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
scrub: oh my godahsdgs
yo, last night at the club i got blondfolded, it was sick brah!
~alternatively~
i was trying to blondfold last night, but then wipper showed up! d-mn it!
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