blondification
1. a process of dying somebody’s hair blonde.
2. a process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
i had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank g-d the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
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