Blonditus
a non-official disease-
1. being blonde and extremely stupid
2. liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. the blonde girl came out of the bus with her b–b hanging out. when the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed “oh my god i forgot the baby”. a cl-ssic case of blonditus.
2. yo dude i saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! man, my blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
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