Blondjob
a blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a bl-wj-b, but starts literally blowing on your p-n-s.
i told krystle to give me a bl-wj-b, but instead i got a blondjob. i then had jenny show her how it’s done.
like a bl-w j-b, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
chet – man, betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck’s gear shift all the way home!
roy – what a blond job! did you horse collar her?
chet – naw, i just let her think it was me, i got with debbie out at the barn.
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