Bloner
a line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect p-n-s.
the back of the toilet was too disgusting so i invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.
that h-m- always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black c-ck.
after two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
this is when a firecracker is inserted into a man’s urethra and detonated.
someone told me that jim got a bloner last night and his life will never be the same.
the act of having a full blown b-n-r.
when i hung out with ashlea last night she gave me a total bloner.
a b-n-r only a blonde can give
that blonde broad always gives me a bloner.
a bloner is a loaner b-n-r. a person must go the b-n-r bank and request a b-n-r loan. if their b-n-r-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his b-n-r will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. once loaned, a loaned b-n-r may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
b-n-r mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause b-n-r bankruptcy in later years. b-n-r leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler b-n-r solution.
“your bloner is approved.”
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