blood before brownies
after having a bowel movement, wiping your -ss repeatedly until the toilet paper reveals a blood stain as opposed to even a hint of feces.
michael: “excuse me greta, but i have to take a dump.”
greta: “don’t forget michael, blood before brownies!”
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