blood monkey
the good old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you’re about to -j-c-l-t- jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and splash the guts everywhere while peeing p–ping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the true blood monkey when you have finished the act cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to -j-c-l-t- and finally finish the beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
should of seen it bro gave mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won’t leave now:/
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