Blood Muffin
a v-g-n- during menstruation. failure by a women to inform the person performing c-nn-l-ng-s that she is on her period.
“charles forgot our anniversary veronica, i taught him a lesson by treating him to a ‘blood m-ffin’ he won’t forget that i can tell you.”
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noun :1) a used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy v-g-n- of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.
adj: you are a bloodm-ffin.
noun: clean up your d-mn bloodm-ffins, i don’t want to touch them.
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