blood, sweat and Carly Simon
characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and -n-lysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. credit to tt for this adept turn-of-phrase.
j: why are you being so hateful?
e: why are you?
j: my heart wants you.
e: everything is so blood, sweat and carly simon with you.
j: kiss me, starchy polar bear.
e: right on.
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