Blood Test Sex
the type of s-x that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the std status of the other person is unknown–intercourse (v-g-n-l and -n-l), oral s-x, …anything that allows fluids to mingle.
“did you f-ck that girl last night?”
“just a handjob, no blood test s-x.”
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- blue cunt
when a women becomes incredibly turned on and is about to have s-x with a guy, but the guy decides not to have s-x with her or it just doesn’t happen due to unforeseen circ-mstances. aka the female version of blue b-lls. girl 1: “he was so hot and right before we f-ck he p-sses […]
- bluestockingism
the way smart chicks are who think and talk about stuff, usually with other smart chicks. “the character or behavior of a pedantic, literary-minded female. from historical reference, often a pejorative term.” that new girl’s giving me blue b-lls with her bluestockingism and her s-xy librarian thing.
- nhac
kind of a bite in a cute way; when you’re embarr-ssed. usually used by brazillians. guy: you’re so cute. girl: nhac, thank you —
- bobalido sled
when a man is having s-x from behind on top of a stairway then grabs the woman’s arms and rides her down the stairs i gave the teacher a bobalido sled so we could have a sub for the rest of the year
- Charley fart
flatulence accompanied by a painful cramping of the -n-s, lasting for several seconds. my -ss is still store from that charley fart this morning. i can barely sh-t.