blood wank
the act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. blood w-nks occur as a result of m-ssive s-xual frustration and un-btainable relief. hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. the only way to cure a blood w-nker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.
“have you read the latest issue of 2000ad?”
“not had time. serious blood w-nk week.”
the act of w-nking (masturbating) using blood as a lubricant.
emo 1: “i’m so emo last night i slit my wrists and used to blood to enhance my w-nk”
emo 2: “dude, i had a blood w-nk last night too.”
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