Bloodmouse Mass-Grave
that weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? the one that smells faintly of iron? that’s a bloodmouse m-ss-grave. the place where ladies throw their spent dracula’s teabags. in the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing clots in the workplace.
one time at work, i went to the bathroom to take a sh-t, when i slipped on a puddle by the sink… i crashed head-first into the bloodmouse m-ss-grave and caused the contents to spill over me…. i looked like “swamp-thing”, if he’d been painted dark-red. to make matters worse, i was persued by bears all the way home…
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