bloody irishmen
while earning your red wings in the midst of a girls heavy menstrual cycle, you remove your bl–dy c-ck and paint a mustache or goatee while youre skeeting on said girls face.
skeet!
girl: do you smell that?
purv: its your upper lip, screamin bleeder!
that’s not acne, its a bl–dy irishmen!
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