bloody mailman
when you prop up on the toilit and take a sh-t so fierce that your -n-s ruptures cause a violent flowing package of sh-t and blood leading to a bl–dy mailman
my stomach didnt feel right one day and my friends told me be ready for a bl–dy mailman
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