bloody maria
a tequila and tomato juice based c-cktail. simply put, a bl–dy mary with tequila instead of vodka.
1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt
serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. works great as a hangover antidote.
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