Bloody Martinez
the act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her v-g-n- during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bl–dy reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.
i f-cked her p-ssy hard, but when i fell asleep, that b-tch gave me a bl–dy martinez that i found when i looked in the mirror the next morning.
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