bloody mary

an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:

if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
“bl–dy mary” three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she’ll kill ya!
“bl–dy mary..bl–dy mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore…”
1. a cl-ssic c-cktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. i’m told that i make the best in london which is annoying because i don’t like them. waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. the name we give to my insane grandmother. she doesn’t mind…
1. “a bit too spicy, mr ben. i admit, i’m a p-ssy but i need some ice please.”

2. “would you like a cup of tea, bl–dy mary?”
“am i free? of course i am, dear…”
a c-cktail made from vodka, tomato juice, other spices, and a celery stick. can also be used as a hangover cure. my recipe is:

1.5 shots vodka
2 shots tomato juice
2 shakes worcestershire sauce
1 shake tabasco
dash of horseradish
dash of salt & pepper.

fill a highball gl-ss with ice. pour in the vodka, worcestershire, tabasco, and tomato juice, and stir with a celery stick. dash the horseradish, then shake on pepper and salt (if using low-sodium tomato juice). use the celery stick you stirred with as garnish.
guy: barkeep! another bl–dy mary!
bartender: dammit, donnie, you’ve had 4 already, go home!
a bl–dy mary is when your giving your girlfriend oral s-x when her period begins.
she was climaxing, but then i ended up having a bl–dy mary
a vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.
wow, dad got really drunk again last night. good to see he’s only having a few bl–dy marys this morning.
to eat out a girl on her period, although unlike a rainbow kiss, there is no snowballing.
john gave carly a bl–dy mary because she still wanted some.
1. practicing witch, of the wiccan coven, sisters of the dark mirrors.

2. xbox-scene goddess.

3. mistress of the dark p-ssions of life.
1. you shall bow and like the boots of bl–dymary.

2. serve only her, the great bl–dymary.

3. in troubled times, she will come to you like an angel with the bite of a vampire.

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