bloody mushroom
when a significant other has a bl–dy or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his d-ck and b-lls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
person 1: hey is your nose broken?
person 2: yeah it is why?
person 1: lemme slap my d-ck on that thing and make a bl–dy mushroom.
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